Funny Toasts for Weddings, Parties, Drinking
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T — Tell a story. There's a simple formula to a good toast: Introduce yourself, tell a story, connect that story to the event and wrap it up (time to hit the dance floor!) The biggest challenge.
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'This toast is considered vulgar/funny, usually happens when the party has had a few too many toasts already. Enjoy!" — Elena Rynkevic, Los Angeles, California. Up to it. Down to it.
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30 Great Drink Toasts. 1. "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted all the time, and have the time of our life.". 2. "Here's to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.". 3. "Here's to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking…If you're going to lie, lie for a friend.
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There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." — Henry Kissinger. "To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
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I love that a funny drinking toast can liven up the mood of any evening out or party with friends. It's never a bad time to have a laugh; it's the best medicine, after all. If you are setting up your home to entertain, you can't go wrong with a stylish bartop. Include plenty of glasses, drink mixing supplies, decorations, gadgets, and a.
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Share your favorite toasts and/or get equipped with some for a night of drinking. Members Online • eXpress-oh. ADMIN MOD Here's to honor . Here's to getting honor, here's to staying honor, and if you can't cum in her cum honor. Share Sort by: Best. Open comment sort options. Best. Top. New. Controversial. Old. Q&A. Add a Comment.
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My friends and I often toast to the fall of Western Civilization. It's kind of a running joke.
I'm also a fan of the old Irish saying (now since used in a thousand movies), which although I.
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5. Here's to the heat. Not the heat that brings down barns and shanties, but the heat that brings down bras and panties. There is nothing like sarcastic, goofy toasts. 6. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemy. The next party is justifiable with this drinking quote, even to your mom. 7.
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Here's to honor Here's to getting honor, here's to staying honor, and if you can't cum in her cum honor. A soldiers home is the land A soldiers home is the land, a sailors home is the sea, but a whiskey glass and a hookers ass is home sweet home to me. To rattlesnakes and condoms, Two things we don't fuck with! Birthday Year
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[2000, Bawdy ballads & Dirty Ditties of the Wartime R.A.F. pg. 133; if this is correct then the non-toast version of twenty toes goes back to WWII.] Variant: THE JOLLY OLD GAME OF TOES. Here's to the jolly old game of Toes, A better one NEVER was found. Let the girls play with ten toes up And the boys with ten toes down!
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May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there." "I drank to your health in company. I drank to your health alone. I drank to your health so many times.I nearly ruined my own."
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I heard this given by a best man at a wedding: "May all your ups and downs be between the sheets". posted by mmascolino at 7:51 PM on January 12, 2005. "May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends." This favorite is by Yeats: "Wine comes in at the mouth. And love comes in at the eye;
Funny Toasts for Weddings, Parties, Drinking
43.) Drink today and drink all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do tomorrow; Best while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death. 44.) Here's to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life. 45.) When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. And, when we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
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Funny quotes for wedding toasts. 46.) Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener. - Pauline Thomason. 47.) By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates.
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Here are some funny drinking toasts to make birthdays more special and induce gales of laughter. #7. "The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift because it's the present.". #8. "To your very good health. May you live to be as old as your jokes.". #9. "Happy birthday!
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Here's to honor, If you get honor, stay honor, if you fall off her, get back honor, if you can't come in her, come on her Reply reply. "Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and.
