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Here are some funny Christmas wishes, messages, and quotes: "Wishing you a Christmas so merry, you'll be on the naughty list for laughing too hard!" "May your Christmas tree be as lit as your grandma's after a few glasses of eggnog!" "This Christmas, calories don't count. So eat, drink, and be merry - next year's resolution can handle it!"
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- Ginjas! (We never get tired of this Christmas holiday joke!) Christmas is Claus for celebration! It's the most wine-derful time of the year. This holiday season let us treasure what is truly important in all our lives, the reason for the season: your Cookies. You know those commercials where the present is a brand new car with a big red bow?
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Table of Contents Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Here are a few of our favorite funny Christmas wishes. I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wishing you a happy Christmas! Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow.
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Santa told me you'd been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas! Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone's sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas! There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus.
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See you in the poor house! Santa knows you were a bad girl this year, but that's okay… I heard he was looking for another ho. Hope your Christmas is full of candy canes, gingerbread cookies, and spiked eggnog that's strong enough to kill a reindeer. Ah Christmas… the holiday centered around an old man and his big sack.
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100+ Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages & Greetings During the Christmas season, happiness takes over like the snow in winter. It's a time to celebrate like never before, and what better way to set the mood than with a funny Christmas wish? These humorous Christmas wishes are sure to spread holiday joy and bring smiles to your loved ones.
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Find: Merry Christmas Wishes for Friends. Funny Christmas Messages. 1. I wish you hit the jackpot tonight for wealth, health, and happiness to take you through the New Year! 2. Sending you a train loaded with good wishes! Merry Christmas! 3. Christmas is not only about Thanksgiving, it's also about having fun, and eating as much as you can.
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Funny Christmas wishes and messages 🙂 I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any "presents" on your lawn! Merry Christmas! 🙂 I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations - but hopefully not big credit card bills!
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14. "A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day." —Melanie White. 15. "There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son.
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— Home Alone It's hard to buy you something for Christmas when you got everything you ever wanted when you married me. [ find the card here!] In a world full of Grinches, just be a Griswold. — National Lampoon Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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100 Funny Christmas Quotes 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" — David.
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" " Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!" " Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
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Are you short on time? Check out the editor's favorite funny Christmas card messages. For family: "In case I don't see you this Christmas, here are the answers to a few questions I know you would have asked… No. I am still not married, have no boyfriend, and yes I still have that shitty job. Merry Christmas." For friends: "Happy Holidays!
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Use it wisely! Santa's list just confirmed what I already knew - I'm getting coal this year for marrying you! Merry Christmas! I've hidden your present where you'll never find it - right where you left your keys. To my loving husband/boyfriend: May your Christmas be as relaxed as you are on weekends. Merry Christmas!
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Winston Spear "At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional." - Robert Godden This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it's better than all the other ones. Guy Endore Kaiser My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running.